• February 13, 2012

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Seattle’s famous alt-weekly The Stranger has a special new issue full of GOP Sexytime stories, mostly involving homosexual encounters with Jebus Preachers and other Republican types. But how do you know the “sweet,” “gently” and “sappy” guy you’ve picked up is actually a family values conservative? Well, maybe after you schtup him and vice versa, [...]

It’s “purely coincidental” that Chris Wallace has been continually plagued with painful bouts of “the mud butt” since 9/11. [Think Progress] General Russel HonorĂ©, affectionately known as Cojones HonorĂ©, might pop a plump nut all over David Vitter’s senate seat (which is really just a taxidermied hooker). [TPM] Everyone in L.A. is just getting so [...]