• February 12, 2012

important questions

BAN THE SENATE

by Josh Fruhlinger

10:09 am June 30, 2010

BREAKING: KAGAN REFUSES TO TAKE POSITION ON MORMON VAMPIRE-WEREWOLF SEXING CONTROVERSY: Your morning editor is too cheap to buy cable and too terrified of spontaneous eye-bleeding to try to seek out the Kagan hearings on the Internets, but hero tipster “WindbagCity” has caught what will surely be the most important exchange of the day: “Amy [...]

NON SERVIAM!

Who Knew They Even *Had* Kenyan Birth Certificates In Hell??

by Juli Weiner

3:23 pm September 16, 2009

Guess what Satanists? The honeymoon period is OVER and your Barack Obama is now going to actually have to work to manipulate crucial “swing voters” and “independents” and “actual human adult retards” that he has no plans to involve our troops in another war… against JESUS CHRIST!! This is no longer a given. [The Washington [...]