independents
Here’s a little variation on an old favorite for you: Linda Wall is a conservative anti-gay marriage candidate running for state representative in Virginia as an Independent who decided to go the “secret gay sex with teenagers” route before trying to win office, so that she can now argue it’s irrelevant to the campaign, because [...]
How long will Donald Trump stick around? Well, he’s still got some more election stuff to pretend he’s going to do. “The concern is if I don’t win [the GOP primary] will I run as an independent, and I think the answer is probably yes,” the Wall Street Journal reports him as saying, and we’re [...]
The media are going to dig up information about Arizona alleged murdertard Jared Loughner until his every thought and last inane syllogism have been broadcast to the American public. A star has been born! (You really shouldn’t give the youngs the satisfaction of instant fame for something like this. That’s all 22-year-olds want. Learn this [...]
Huffington Post celebrity vag-slip blog intern Howard Fineman has heard some terrorist chatter around New York about a very interesting thing: New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg and MSNBC morning-bro Joe Scarborough running as an independent presidential ticket in 2012. Yes, Joe Scarborough. It doesn’t make much sense to us either. Scarborough denied that any serious [...]
Why is Charlie Crist no longer welcome in the Republican Party? Because, when confronted by a common Waffle House employee pinned in a car crash, Crist failed to laugh at the man’s predicament or throw a dollar bill at him, “for health care.” Instead, Crist comforted the man and offered him water. Why doesn’t Charlie [...]
HE BELONGS TO THE ‘RE-ELECT MAYOR BLOOMBERG’ PARTY, OF COURSE: Nobody in New York knows which political party the chameleon plutocrat Michael Bloomberg belongs to, perhaps because he has slutted around with every party short of the LaRouchies. At various points Mayor Bloomberg has been registered as a Democrat and then as a Republican; these [...]
