• February 13, 2012

ipod

Oh no, our FLOTUS is being a diva again, which means she is going on vacation even though “shouldn’t she be doing her job, whatever that is?” Vacation is a thing that privileged people get to help them cope with the stressful things in life, like competing to have the nicest front yard in the [...]

Barack Obama savagely attacked both Jesus and Steve Jobs by giving some commencement speech on Sunday at Hampton University. Obama told the graduates that iPads were just dumb gadgets that distract people from learning the terrible truth about everything. He’s right, of course, but is a college-graduation speech a time for facts? No! Stick to [...]

According to some Philadelphia CityPaper blog post we don’t really believe and can only half comprehend because the HTML is all broken because a million people must be trying to read this same important scandalous story right now, Barack Obama was seen in a gym somewhere using the failed Microsoft music player called “the Zune” [...]