jackson browne
Last year, poor ol’ Johnny Walnuts spent 75 percent of his campaign either changing Sarah Palin’s runny diapers or apologizing to once-famous musicians for using their songs in campaign commercials that nobody watched. One of those musicians was Jackson Browne, who, like John Mellencamp, could have had a brilliant career as a composer of truck [...]
The epic Gay vs. Mormon Civil War will now be fought–where else?–on Broadway. Gays have the home advantage, so Mormons will kick off. [AMERICAblog] Floridian polyadulterer Tim Mahoney refuses to stop showing up to meetings he wasn’t re-elected to go to. He says he intends to “ride this out,” that is, until it gets clingy [...]
