• February 13, 2012

jails

A big “thank you” to the Republican party for picking this “new” political strategy, “Democrats Are Still Gay For Terrorists,” after they got bored with economics. Now we will have classic 9/11 fearmongering comedy videos all the time once again.

Democratic rabble-rousing hooligans who cause a ruckus at the National Convention next week will get thrown into tiny chain-link holding cells like common animals and held in an abandoned warehouse/Thunderdome until the apocalypse comes, when they’ll be drafted into gladiatorial combat. Hurrah!