• February 13, 2012

jay carney

The turd-flinging rabid monkey cage match is BACK ON in Washington: GOP lawmakers are holding a bitter, pointless fight with the White House over Barack Obama’s Marxist plot to deliver his all-important “hobo jobs for no one” speech to Congress on the VERY SAME NIGHT AT THE VERY SAME HOUR that the GOP is planning [...]

Yesterday, a great way to start the new job: The White House meets with all kinds of people all the time! It probably meets with David Koch impersonators! You can probably even walk in there with your dick hanging out and the president will still talk to you! Hey, here’s a tip: maybe don’t meet [...]

Vice President Joe Biden’s communications director Jay Carney is expected to be named the new White House Press Secretary, likely on Friday when a series of other big staff moves will be announced by President Obama, according to a senior Democratic source familiar with the process. A carney? What a political CIRCUS. Har har har [...]

IMPORTANT LOCAL MEDIA NEWS: Time magazine’s Washington bureau chief Jay Carney — of the Newport Carneys? — is leaving his cushy job at the epicenter of conventional wisdom to serve America, as “assistant to the vice president and his director of communications.” Ha ha, good luck with that one, sucker. But now who will read [...]