J.d. hayworth
Can anyone take a guess as to who Arizona Republicans want to replace Jon Kyl as their next senator? No? Okay, close your eyes and imagine that a scary Mexican man with bloodshot eyes and cocaine pouring out of his orifices is pointing a gun at you and the only way to stop him is [...]
Ha ha, so a couple of your Wonkette contributors were jabbering all day about doing liveblogging, and your editor said okay great but don’t kill yourselves because these “couple of primary/runoff things somewhere” do not exactly leave the nation or even the Wonkette Readership spellbound. And then of course nobody showed up to liveblog at [...]
What are the fun primaries Americans are going to be forced to vote in, today? In Arizona, Walnuts McCain, having dispensed with his few remaining principles, will almost certainly obliterate huckster infomercial man J.D. Hayworth. In Alaska, the Senate primary fight between Lisa Murkowski and Todd Palin’s snowmobiling buddy is secretly a proxy battle between [...]
This ad is called “vital” because John McCain’s vital signs are falling as he walks alone through the desert, in a demented haze, to his impending death from dehydration. It’s cute that he’s wearing that hat and those sleeves rolled up like his staffers taught him in 2008. Guess that’s the way he wants to [...]
Infomercial artist and Sen. John McCain primary opponent J.D. Hayworth is just one of many patriots speaking at the United Border Coalition Tea Party Rally happening this Sunday down on the Arizona-Messico porous-border in honor of the SB 1070 immigration law. Even Sharron Angle’s going to be there, running a lemon-infused fertility water stand, to [...]
Insane J.D. Hayworth Ad Quotes John McCain Saying He Lies, Seems To Want To Put McCain In Death Camp
Yes, let us put these clips of John McCain in barbed wire so they can’t get to us and hurt us. And amnesty=people walking with bookbags in the desert? This is confusing, but thankfully J.D. Hayworth “approves this ad because” he “will never vote for amnesty.” Wait, what?
John McCain was tortured for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS in Vietnam (proving he is brave), and has been a Senator for decades and was his party’s presidential candidate not even two years ago (proving that he is popular, or at least politically entrenched), and his primary opponent is a lunatic infomercial star with an [...]
America’s third-favorite McCain is an Op-Ed columnist at America’s first-favorite McPaper! And man oh boy, is he hoppin’ mad at that wily Mexican-Hebrew Elena Kagan. But why? Because of War, of course!
John McCain is just going to get more and more desperate until he is fighting a man with Down Syndrome for a night janitor job at a Denny’s. Walnuts has previously released two ads calling his opponent a “huckster” for appearing in infomercials. The problem is that Arizona voters seem to maybe prefer this awful [...]
Just last week your Wonkette shared a new ad by Arizona Grandpa John McCain against the infomercial con artist J.D. Hayworth, who wants to steal McCain’s frayed ol’ Senate seat plus replace your hard-earned dollars with fantasy “free government money.” Walnuts has released another new ad, and it’s almost exactly like last week’s except better [...]
Old man John McCain has been forced to go ON THE ATTACK in his race for re-election in Arizona, airing a new ad that calls his GOP opponent, J.D. Hayworth, a no-good “huckster.” That cute grandfatherly zinger is based on the fact that Hayworth has done a series of infomercials promising “free government money” to [...]
GO J.D. HAYWORTH! Again, Arizona? Don’t forget that your duty this year is to kick John McCain out of Congress, just for the hell of it. Get him off the teevee forever.
A pathetic, amoral piece of garbage who is utterly terrified of losing his fat-cat Senate privileges, that’s John McCain: “I believe we must repeal this bill immediately. I am currently working in every way possible on your behalf to accomplish this. However, I am facing a tough reelection campaign. If I am not reelected this [...]
A certain nude senator from the state of Taxachusetts wowed the Tea Party Nation with his non-Martha-Coakleyness, which was enough to get him elected, but ever since then he has been SELLING OUT. Exhibit A: his outrageous vote for the jobs bill, which might someday result in actual employment for the lamers who currently spend [...]
Here is a new John McCain for Arizona ad attacking his wingnut primary opponent, J.D. Hayworth, for being a birther. Orly Taitz makes a very flattering cameo! Still: John McCain thinks denouncing birthers will win him a Republican primary. [YouTube]
