• February 13, 2012

jean schmidt

TRIUMPH DES BACHMANNS

New Twilight Mashup Features Michele Bachmann and Other Crazy Ladies

by Riley Waggaman

11:10 am September 17, 2010

Have you pre-ordered your “wet section” box seats for the premiere of Fire from the Heartland: the Awakening of the Conservative Woman, Leni Riefenstahl’s most recent and celebrated film? We assume this documentary is about angry moms who want more wars for their children to die in, but watch the trailer and you shall quickly [...]

HEROES OF THE BIRTHER MOVEMENT

Congresslady Jean Schmidt Secretly Agrees With The Birthers, Except This One Time By Mistake She *Publicly* Agreed With The Birthers

by Juli Weiner

11:59 am September 9, 2009

Everyone very warmly congratulate Jean Schmidt (R-OH), who has bravely and accidentally come out as a Birther. Lo! Observe as Jean Schmidt is accosted by a rabid blond female Birther wearing some kind of decorative traditional headdress of war. “Blah blah NOT dog whistle MY muslin president Hussein sdodfgifjsd states’ rights fake something Gerald Ford [...]

HILLARY CLINTON

“He Kind of Snarled Back”

by Alex Pareene

5:20 pm September 28, 2007

KARL ROVE

Rumors On The Internets: Bangin’ in Little Rock

by Ken Layne

5:42 pm March 21, 2007

GOSSIP

Gossip Roundup: Slipstream

by Alex Pareene

3:19 pm March 15, 2007

SOCIAL SECURITY

Daily Briefing: Just In Time, Baby

by Alex Pareene

7:58 am November 22, 2006

OHIO

GOP Voter Suppression So Effective That GOP Candidates Can’t Even Vote

by Ken Layne

2:18 pm November 7, 2006

DICK CHENEY

Rumors On the Internets: The Advantages of Moral Bankruptcy on the Campaign Trail

by Ken Layne

6:36 pm October 26, 2006

CONGRESS

Jean Schmidt Disappoints Us, Nation

by Alex Pareene

9:54 am September 27, 2006

PERSONALITIES

Wonk’d: A Supremely Bad Hair Day

by Alex Pareene

3:18 pm September 8, 2006

CULTURE WAR

Jean Schmidt’s Evil Twin Wants to Give You $500

by phuestis

12:31 pm July 7, 2006

SENATE

Wonkette’s Week in Review

by dlat

by dlat
7:02 pm May 28, 2006

JEAN SCHMIDT

“Mean Jean” Schmidt: You Can Run, But She Will Catch You

by dlat

by dlat
3:48 pm May 25, 2006

TOP

Congressional Catfight: Congratulations to Jean Schmidt!

by dlat

by dlat
12:44 pm May 24, 2006

POLLS

Congressional Catfight: An Amusing Endorsement

by dlat

by dlat
10:43 am May 24, 2006

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