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Times are tough for the anti-homosexual wingnut bigots of the Iowa GOP. They can’t decide which third-tier loser to endorse in their 2012 pretend election against all gay people existing … so they’ve picked both Rick “anal cum” Santorum and pathological pillhead baby rancher Michele Bachmann. Together, they are the best president America never had! [...]
Herman Cain, currently in an eight-way tie for senior superlative Least Likely to Be President, would like to reiterate that he really, really does not care for these bothersome Muslims. He doesn’t want them in his cabinet, he doesn’t want them in his judiciary, and he definitely doesn’t want them trying to cure him of [...]
A fun new study by that Pew Research group finds that only 65% of “millennials” (young adults) consider themselves to be Christian, and only half of the alleged Christians even understand the central tenet of the religion: That the Jesus character is the only way to be “saved” by God, the purported “second daddy” of [...]
We know. We know you did not sleep last night for the same reason we didn’t: Mike Huckabee still hasn’t made a decision about running for president in 2012. Even though it is still early 2010, what’s the damn holdup? Some of us are trying to max out on donations here! Let’s see what is [...]
