• February 15, 2012

joe lieberman

Next election, Joe Lieberman will run as a “good old-fashioned New England PLEASE RE-ELECT ME?” [Think Progress] Is Scott Brown “pure” enough to be a member of the Republican Party, the blue-blooded Teutons of American Values? Well, just for starters, his presumed heterosexualness hints at “nope.” [The Caucus] Barack Obama (or something) told Andrew Sullivan [...]

Here’s human corn-poopie Joe Lieberman musing over which political party he’ll choose to ruin next/again. At the end he devotes a bit of fappery towards becoming a “good old-fashioned New England moderate Republican,” like they used to have back in the ’50s and ’60s, until they voted to give black people basic Constitutional rights and [...]

Stupid little bitch Joe Lieberman is more popular (.pdf) than ever! “Raleigh, N.C. – Joe Lieberman’s actions on the health care bill antagonized constituents both for and against it, and in the wake of that he finds his approval rating at just 25% with 67% of voters in the state disapproving of him.” Wow, who [...]

WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN. So we’re going to begin to lose a full-scale underfunded, undermanned War on Yemen very soon. Probably around Martin Luther King Day; that should provide enough time to load the RV. But this is going to happen. This is America, remember? Of 9/11 fame? And a hilarious “War on Yemen” sounds [...]

By the Comics CurmudgeonAh, the good ol’ days! They were much better than our current existence, did you know that? Like, it was illegal for the President to be a Socialist! And also, people didn’t just filibuster things all the time, because they knew it was a douchebag move, so they saved it for really [...]

Eh. Needs more salt. [Twitter via The Hill]

If you can’t watch the whole 5+ minutes of Satan’s earthly plastic voodoo doll Joe Lieberman moaning about his extraordinary feats of leadership, just check out 3:00 to 3:45 to hear him (try to) defend his videotaped September interview in which he supported a Medicare buy-in option.

For some reason the Obama administration decided to put crazy old Joe Biden on the Morning Joe program, the one where some ex-Congressman and a random statesman’s daughter drink Bacardi for like four hours and then have sex on Dylan Ratigan’s ottoman. Such a jovial atmosphere is sure to be a Gaffe Trap of gravest [...]

Joe “Collywobble” Lieberman, the worst human being since Abraham Lincoln, is featured in a terrifying New York Times mini-profile for tomorrow’s edition in which — and maybe this is just us? — we detect a little bit of venom on the reporters’ pens, as their editors force them to speak to and write about this [...]

DOES THIS INVOLVE YOU? DID ANYONE ASK FOR YOUR OPINION? [Twitter via Yglesias]

That sure was a friendly move of Joe Lieberman yesterday, on dance-y silver monster David Gregory’s Meet The Press, to go back on his pledge to support the Medicare buy-in proposal without telling the Senate leadership first, so as to destroy happiness once and for all. It’s especially jarring since a mere THREE MONTHS AGO [...]

This John Mertens person from the Connecticut for Lieberman party is so sad that Joe Lieberman turned out to be so uncool! The last thing John Mertens expected Joe Lieberman to do was to completely turn on his party. This is actually a very tragic thing about John Mertens. [NYT]

America’s second-favorite Death’s Head, Joe Lieberman, is very happy today because Barack Obama has finally embraced war and horror as really the only thing this country can do anymore.

Matt Yglesias dabbles in some parliamentary role playing. [Matt Yglesias] A thousand years from now, historians will agree that Barack Obama was the worst military strategist of all time. They will write heavily footnoted volumes about how even Bo could beat Barack in a simple game of Stratego. Yes. Barack Obama is a disgrace to [...]