joe wilson
Think about how YOU would feel if YOU were Joe Wilson right now, guys! He’s sorry okay?? STOP IT STOP BEING MEAN JUST STOP IT. [YouTube]
On yesterday’s edition of the television program Fox News Sunday, Chris Wallace dared ask his guest, weird Joe Wilson, if he hates Barack Obama because of his black race. (It is common for white people to hate/enslave black people in South Carolina.) Wilson was all, no c’mon man! Then he empirically proved that he is [...]
Yeah yeah yeah, here’s Joe Wilson’s video where he’s like, “I called Obama a nancy on teevee, which was bad, now give me buckets of money.” But that’s not what this post will be about! Instead, we will study this important headline from The Hill: “Wilson took caffeine pills in 2007.” What a girl! In [...]
Al-Qaeda is celebrating the eight year anniversary of 9/11 by being impotent, broke, and mired in petty bureaucratic struggles. [The Guardian] Democrats don’t want to send more troops to Afghanistan, despite Obama wanting this more than anything else in the world, basically. [New York Times] Turns out that human beings can beat THE SWINE with [...]
OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today’s Wall of Pelosi animated gif seizure triumph, but we could not let this final submission vanish down the Memory Hole of Socialism, so here you go, and good night, and Happy September the Eleventh Eve! Make [...]
RANDOM DEMOCRAT IN SOUTH CAROLINA GETS RICH, FOR DOING NOTHING: We have been watching the campaign donation tally since last night for Democrat Rob Miller, 2010 opponent of weird shouter guy Joe Wilson, and holy baloney. Earlier today it was $100,000, then $150,000, but according to whatever most recent e-mail whatever liberal organization just sent [...]
Here’s some guy, “Ben Konop,” running for something in Toledo, we don’t know what. Maybe high school president? Sure, let’s say “Toledo High School President.” Or mayor, whatever, there cannot be that many things to run for, in Toledo. Anyway, congratulations to the world’s sleepiest heckler, for still weirdly ruining this young man’s press event. [...]
It is a MEDICAL FACT straight from the basement laboratory of Dr. Charles Boustany that Congressional MVP Joe Wilson has won the Internet for the Republicans today! Hooray! Do not forget though, in your excitement for Wilson’s accomplishment, to pay proper respect to Lindsey Graham and Eric Cantor, who deserve other, lesser athletic superlatives! Last [...]
WELL, IF YOU SAY IT HAPPENED, THEN IT DID: The HuffPo seems to think it may have possibly seen some vague indication that perhaps maybe depending on the angle Michelle Obama did this, supposedly: “First Lady Michelle Obama, seated behind and above Wilson, seemed to mouth a drawn-out ‘damn’ at the scene unfolding before her.” [...]
Does anyone here know how to use computers? We want to create an animated .gif of Nancy Pelosi’s reaction to shouty Joe Wilson last night, but how the dickens does one do THAT? So if one of you lovely humans would like to help your Wonkette produce a very very important stock photo for years [...]
JOE WILSON, AMERICA’S MOST PROMISING NEW INTERNET MEME, HAS APOLOGIZED FOR BEING SO SHOUTY AND WEIRD: “This evening I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the President’s remarks regarding the coverage of illegal immigrants in the health care bill. While I disagree with the President’s statement, my comments were inappropriate [...]
