john dingell
John Dingell, an ancient swamp-beast summoned by medieval druids to ruin Al Gore’s bid for the presidency by forcing the VP to utter the hilarious phrase “Dingell-Norwood” in a 2000 debate with George W. Bush, has been serving in Congress for six hundred million years — longer than all Kennedys combined! And now, at the [...]
Henry Wax Man, Man of Wax: as chairman of the House Oversight Committee, he has basically subpeonaed the entire Bush administration and asked them why they all suck so much. Henry Waxman rules! And now he will be taking his brand of California liberal ass-kickery to the Energy and Commerce Committee, where he just ousted [...]
