• February 13, 2012

john shimkus

THE FAILED PRESIDENCY OF BARACK OBAMA

Congressman Gives *Thorough* Proof That Barack Obama Is George W. Bush

by Jim Newell

5:09 pm February 26, 2009

We just received a lovely e-mail from a poor soul who had to participate in a conference call with Rep. John Shimkus, famous for, what… ah right, trying to sweep Mark Foley’s gay child sex under the gay child sex rug. Let’s let our operative tell the rest: “I sat in on a teleconference with [...]

AMERICA'S CONGRESS

BREAKING: HOUSE PASSES SWEEPING ‘NATIONAL CORVETTE DAY’ LEGISLATION, MAKING OIL COST LIKE FOUR CENTS

by Jim Newell

4:52 pm June 27, 2008

Now that a gallon of gas costs approximately “go fuck yourself” dollars across the nation, the United States House of Representatives is saving the middle class again by introducing legislation that is not only a waste of all human resources, but actually mocks America by romanticizing something which no one can afford. Three cheers to [...]