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WONK'D

Legitimately Famous Political Figures Spotted On Eastern Seaboard!

by Sara K. Smith

9:57 am August 17, 2009

If you want to see DC’s most famous stars, you are best off visiting exotic locals such as the BWI airport and New York City’s Central Park. There you can find two of the most lovable party hounds in the history of American government! If you must stay in town, though, you might just spot [...]

OVERACHIEVERS

Obama Speechwriter Reveals Sexy Career Advancement Secrets

by Sara K. Smith

10:40 am July 14, 2009

Jon Favreau can make anybody feel like a failure, because he is super young and successful and takes excellent transcription notes from President Obama’s Teleprompter. If you’re an aspiring young speechwriter, you look at him and go “Shit by the time he was my age he was already FAMOUS” and if you are an old [...]

RESTORING AMERICA'S VALUES

Obama’s 27-Year-Old Speechwriter Gets Sexytime With Hot White House Staffer Gal?

by Ken Layne

12:21 am January 26, 2009

America is ready for Change, and nothing could be more different from the Bush Era than good old-fashioned boy-meets-girl White House gossip. That’s why the hot Jon Favreau-Ali Campoverdi rumors are healing America’s butt-hurt psyche. Can a simple “Obama speechwriter dude hooks up with Obama staffer who also was photographed in her panties, for Maxim” [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Blaggy Is Just As Shocked As You Aren’t

by Juli Weiner

4:08 pm December 10, 2008

Rahm Emanuel is not your fucking whistle-blower. [Marc Ambinder] If it had been a McCain speechwriter groping a cardboard Michelle Obama instead of the homonymic Jon Favreau looking uncomfortable while feeling up a Hillary sex animatron, the press would have been more scandalized. But this is definitely more Sexist, by virtue of Sex Doll Hillary’s [...]

BARACK OBAMA

Obama’s Little Boy Speechwriter Has Name of Famous Actor

by Jim Newell

10:52 am January 21, 2008