• February 13, 2012

judaism

Here’s a wacky fun-time ritual thing the Mormons do that you may or may not have heard about: they love to baptize dead people and thus declare them members of their magic moon faith, mostly so that the Mormons can claim a 7 billion person membership similar to the way that those McDonald’s signs claim [...]

Look at the nice picture of the Obama family, with friends and assorted Jews, celebrating the second night of Passover! Passover, of course, is the Mexican holiday in which the Easter Bunny flew over a village and decided not to kill anyone who had smeared the blood of a virgin on their doorstep. Modern Jews [...]