• February 13, 2012

jurisprudence

LEGALESE

Sotomayor’s Swearing-In: It Happened!

by Juli Weiner

6:27 pm August 8, 2009

Oh right, “¡felicidades!” to Sonia Sotomayor, who made it official with the Supreme Court today. Chief Justice John Roberts performed the two ceremonies—let’s just say incorrectly—at the Supreme Court building this morning. Sotomayor wore a tasteful suit in a beige hue, and Roberts, as is his wont, wore a black robe. Some of her family [...]

GUN ADVOCATES

Crist Won’t Endorse Sotomayor

by Sara K. Smith

10:49 am July 22, 2009

America’s favorite orange-skinned reformed bachelor, Florida Governor Charlie Crist, is a pretty OK guy stuck with the unenviable task of governing a drooping land-phallus stuffed with meth fiends, unemployed real estate agents, and pythons. But now Crist has chosen to act like something of a dick to nice Sonia Sotomayor, for whom he would not [...]