kansas

3:31 pm May 8, 2009

Tonight through May 10: A festival about political films, here, in the nation’s capital? They just love to keep us on our toes! The inaugural “Politics on Film” festival is this weekend and a dozen different films, including four international movies, will be screened at E Street Cinema, the Navy Memorial Auditorium, and at George [...]

WHY WE MUST ABOLISH THE FEDERAL INCOME TAX

Newest Cabinet Nominee Also Has Tax Problems, Of Course

by Sara K. Smith

9:40 am April 1, 2009

55 comments 5075 Views

Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius made Barack Obama’s short list for vice presidential candidates when it was thought he needed some ladies up in there, ladies besides the future Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. And boom just like that, “Kathleen Sebelius” was a household name! And then she spoke at the Democratic National Convention and everyone [...]

VOTING IS FOR OLD PEOPLE

Last Day To Register In California, Washington, Utah, South Dakota, Kansas

by Ken Layne

3:53 pm October 20, 2008

70 comments 3267 Views

Hey, you bunch of socialist acorns, did you know you have to register to vote, in many states, before you can show up and vote on November 4, for the terrorists? This is what Barack Obama just told your editor and everybody else who signed up for that Veep Announcement text alert nine years ago. [...]

PEE PARTY

Senator Pat Roberts Gives His Constituents Golden Showers, Which They Do Not Like!

by Sara K. Smith

12:57 pm October 13, 2008

72 comments 4155 Views

Let’s take a breather from presidential politics for a moment and reflect on this glorious advertisement from the Jim Slattery campaign, which shows Kansas Senator Pat Roberts growing into a fifty-foot monster who urinates on people. This is amazing. ["Hosed"]

CAMPAIGN ADS

Can Barack Obama Convince A Single White Person To Like Him?

by Jim Newell

1:51 pm June 19, 2008

67 comments 2062 Views

OMG Obama’s first general election ad. In case the reality of this election hasn’t fully sunk in for you yet, this ad should do it: every second of the next 4.5 months will be Barack Obama trying to convince old white Democratic-leaning voters in western Pennsylvania that he doesn’t want to blow up their houses [...]

BARACK OBAMA