• February 12, 2012

karaoke

Wednesday, October 7: If you’re not doing anything tonight, Riley is insistent that you come to the Rock and Roll Hotel to watch him sing “I Touch Myself” while he waterboards his face with vodka and devours meatballs in honor of Delaware Masturbation Witch Christine O’Donnell. For charity of course!

Friday, October 1: The best way to get people to go to a free museum? Set up a cash bar, sell some food, and hire a DJ of course! The National Portrait Gallery is hosting its very own after hours event this Friday from 5-8PM, since art looks its best at night and when enjoyed [...]

If you are not doing anything tomorrow night, please, please, pretty please go to the Kostume Karaoke night at Solly’s U St. Tavern. It’s a Halloween-themed karaoke night, and you can pretend like you’re Scarlett Johanssen (or Bill Murray) in Lost in Translation and that everyone else around you is Japanese. Come in your own [...]

The whole point of covering a John McCain presidential campaign for a major news outlet is to make (potentially sexy) friendships with McCain and his senior staff, so as to, uh, “know your subject better,” as some have described it. And now they never get to see each other anymore! And Obama is an asshole [...]