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The interview that finally made people appreciate news-person Katie Couric — the incredibly painful-to-watch Sarah Palin meltdown — will continue giving gifts to the American public. CBS apparently has two more Palin answers to another couple of Couric questions. Are they possibly as shamefully fantastic as the previous clips? We can Hope, America. [Washington Post, [...]
GOOD NEWS FOR YOUR SARAH PALIN: Alaskan nitwit’s dismal interview with Katie Couric maybe wasn’t noticed by many, because of McCain’s dumb muppet stunt and the, uh, New Great Depression. Ha ha, not really, the whole world watched it on YouTube. [LA Times]
Q: Sarah Palin, please explain in Economics 101 terms how a crisis on Wall Street can eventually affect all people. A: snort can will health care eat potato cheap economy health poop cum umbrella face nose tax cut health penis eye stab number drink pepsi trade blah moose shit die cancer. [YouTube via Andrew Sullivan]
OK Sarah LOOK: no one has any fun mocking you anymore. Just please go back to Alaska and continue firing your ex-brother’s sister’s aunt’s abusive husband’s police dog’s baby’s commissioner again, as you were until this dumb butt, McCain, put you on his ticket. Go back to being a GILF. You were so lovely, then. [...]
Ooh, we might have to watch David Letterman tonight for the first time in 20 years: “David Letterman tells audience that McCain called him today to tell him he had to rush back to DC to deal with the economy. Then in the middle of the taping Dave got word that McCain was, in fact [...]
