kevin mccarthy
The creaky and lonesome ol’ town of Americaville — no longer a boomtown, not yet a ghost town — just ain’t been the same since that corrupt mayor, mean ol’ Barry Obammer, took office and made every cowpoke, whore, gamblin’ man, Injun and saloon piano player sad as a still sagebrush. The citizens of Americaville [...]
Virginia Congress-Whip Eric Cantor and his fellow Republican “Young Guns” Kevin McCarthy and Paul Ryan have collaborated on Young Guns: A New Generation of Conservative Leaders, a new novel that captures the vigor and vitality of America’s most sensible political movement. But will anyone actually buy this holy text when it comes out next month, [...]
Several friendly jackass readers have notified your Wonkette of the current status of the GOP’s new comedy website, America Speaking Out. Apparently so many brilliant American political/policy strategists are trying to type in cock jokes that the website — which Rep. Kevin McCarthy was only able to create after he “personally traveled to Washington state [...]
