• February 13, 2012

kids today

FLOTUS FILES

Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ Receives Critical Endorsement From Fat Joe

by Blair Burke

3:00 pm January 23, 2012

“Why hello, 2004, we had almost (thankfully) forgotten about you,” was our first reaction to the news that Michelle Obama’s anti-obesity campaign has a new “celebrity” champion in Joseph Antonio “Fat Joe” Cartagena, who at one point made a lot of suburban middle school dance chaperones nervous with his funny lyrics about the act of [...]

CARTOON VIOLENCE

Your Friday Cartoon Explanatorium

by Josh Fruhlinger

1:00 pm September 4, 2009

By the Comics CurmudgeonI will not lie to you: Sometimes political cartoons can be confusing! Especially for you, the unwashed masses, who never got any proper art education in school because your elected officials decided that Americans needed to know more about “science” and “math” and a bunch of poindextery stuff like that. Fortunately, your [...]

MITT ROMNEY

All The Cool Kids Giving $2,300 To Mitt Romney

by Josh Fruhlinger

11:53 am October 22, 2007

GEORGE W. BUSH

Bush Urges Nation: Tip Your Waitress

by Alex Pareene

2:34 pm April 10, 2006