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Did you somehow miss this video over the weekend? Why not watch it right now, for freedom? A skateboarder dude snuck up behind the aspiring book burner and told the local teevee news, “He said something about burning a Koran. I was, like, ‘Dude, you have no Koran!’ and took his Koran and ran off.” [...]
Florida’s attention-craved international superstar pastorman went on the Morning Joe today, but it was a total goof: They didn’t interview him at all! Instead Mika Brzezinski throws to a soon-to-be unemployed Jon Meacham, who is about to pee himself from excitement and adrenaline. Meacham tells some slash fiction story he wrote about the Jesus in [...]
Due to a hilarious Google mix-up, hundreds of people looking for holy-book-burning superstar Terry Jones’ contact info somehow ended up with Alex Pareene’s e-mail address, and sent him their Very Important Thoughts on the subject! Because he writes for Salon now, he uses this as a very serious “teachable moment” to explain why Peter Orszag [...]
The terrorists and their Constitution have won again! Local dingbat “the Reverend Terry Jones” has decided to cancel his super-fun 9/11 carnival, probably after mysterious special-ops American Military Assassins in Black Suits visited his mobile home and threatened to rip off his little wiener and let him bleed to death in a dumpster behind a [...]
Last night (which is last Sunday, in the Alaska time zone), Sarah Palin put up a Facebook message coming out against the burning of Korans by that nobody pastor. But wait, doesn’t she usually bait her followers and their hatred of Muslins? This made many of them VERY ANGRY. How can the queen of dumb [...]
Truly, Virgil Goode was our nation’s finest congressman, because only he stood up for America when a frightening Detroit Muslim, Keith Ellison, won a Minnesota congressional seat in 2006. See, Ellison was sworn in using Thomas Jefferson’s Koran, but Goode wanted to use it, for masturbation, because Goode represented Virginia’s 5th congressional district, which includes [...]
