• February 12, 2012

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Famous Lying Dildo Joe Miller Sues Alaska For Using ‘Discretion’

by Riley Waggaman

8:29 am November 10, 2010

What is the one thing that Joe Miller hates more than anything, besides “Lisa Murkowski”? Discretion. Joe Miller hates discretion, because how can you “discreetly arrest someone for asking a question”? You can’t, QED. So it should come as no surprise that Joe Miller is suing Alaska, in order to “keep the state from using [...]

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Barack Obama Bravely Fights Back Against John McCain With Quotes

by Sara K. Smith

10:33 am September 15, 2008

Oooh, Barack Obama put out a TUFF ad today calling John McCain’s terrible lies “dishonorable.” This is a code word designed to set off sensors in John McCain’s brain and make him lose his Legendary Temper, because he cares so much about honor that he finds it dishonorable to be asked to define it. The [...]