• February 13, 2012

libertarianism

FLIP-FLOPPERS

Weird Letters Show Kochs Briefly Drank Libtard Juice In Seventies

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

10:31 am September 30, 2011

As dim Americans continue to stare blankly through the hazy toxic clouds of cable news teevee noise-static and ask, “hennnrrhhggh why are all the Wall Street protester hippies against capitalism and freedom, hrnngghh,” the intrepid reporter-folks over at The Nation meanwhile managed to uncover a series of letters from the 1970s indicating that America’s most noxious [...]

THE R3VOLUTION IS NOW AIRBORNE

Bored With Blimps, Paultards Will Now Begin Jumping Out of Planes

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

4:17 pm September 29, 2011

Blimps, they are so 2008. Why have a blimp when you can have it rain actual Paultards all over your New Hampshire campaign event? Skydivers will jump from a helicopter over Derry on Sept. 29 for an aerial display and then land in a residential yard, highlighting a special question-and-answer session about the future of [...]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lindsey Graham, Liar: ‘Ron Paul Is Not The Leader Of This Party’

by Jim Newell

1:28 pm May 18, 2009

Mean old fartsack Lindsey Graham spoke at the “South Carolina GOP Convention” this weekend and made an enemy of RON PAUL and his supporters, the Paultards, by denouncing libertarianism and Liberty. And then he told everyone to leave, because Jim DeMint was about to shoot a firecracker out of his ass.