• February 12, 2012

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH!

All Praise Mother Earth!

by Arielle Fleisher

1:00 pm April 20, 2010

Thursday is Earth Day, a day when we thank the earth for being so great and earthy and celebrate by rubbing clean coal all over ourselves. You’re supposed to wear green and drink green beer too, but with the lights off of course. This is the one day in America when the earth actually matters. [...]

HIPSTERS OR DOUCHEBAGS?

New Year’s Eve, Wonkabout Style

by Arielle Fleisher

1:03 pm December 29, 2009

Ah 2009. Boy was it fun. Let’s see, our Kenyan master was sworn into office, everyone lost all their money, abortions were THE thing to do, we almost killed the moon, and now we’re off to war with Yemen! Hooray! What a fun year it has been and with just two day left let’s hope [...]