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3:09 pm April 25, 2011

The 2012 Republican presidential field’s favorite Jesus-band radio host, the American Family Association’s Bryan Fischer, routinely professes to the world how disgusting gay people are, just in case people forgot and briefly thought he may enjoy penises being inserted into his rectum. But this latest column is a bit of a departure. He leads off [...]

THE HOMOSEXUALS!

Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist

by Evan Hurst

3:19 pm September 14, 2010

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Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, “a new gospel”: All of the world’s lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at a big Jesus party thrown by My Boyfriend Lou Engle. Though he has failed utterly in [...]

LIKE A STURGEON

Did Mean Old Sarah Palin Steal Michele Bachmann’s Jewelry?

by Ken Layne

11:21 am April 8, 2010

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So much to report from yesterday’s Bachmann-Palin “Mean Ladies’ Smackdown,” but where do we start? How about with this shocking evidence that clenched-jaw anger bear Sarah Palin was so excited about her costume (Madonna’s mom?) that she swiped all of Michele Bachmann’s tacky necklaces. [Washington Post via Wonkette Operative Patrick E.]

DRINK UP HOPEY

Happy Friday From Our Drinking President

by Ken Layne

5:09 pm July 17, 2009

63 comments 2843 Views

After eight years of that alky teetotaler George W. Bush, it’s always a delight to see that your president is man enough to have a beer without turning into some raging drunken elder-abusing asshole. Here is Barack Obama just cold slurpin’ a cold one with his powerful baseball-fan friends. On the left, let’s see, that’s [...]

HILLARY CLINTON