• February 13, 2012

manners

EMILY POST MEETS THE GUIDOS

Rutgers Wants To Teach New Jersey About Manners

by Riley Waggaman

9:16 am September 27, 2010

Uh, Rutgers University is hosting a series of Podcast-lecture things about Etiquette in New Jersey (“Don’t call Snooki fat. Use the adjective ‘homo’ sparingly. Do not eat finger sandwiches with a fork and knife”). Couldn’t Rutgers use its precious University resources for something more worthy and academic, like Missile Research and Development? Nope: Rutgers University, [...]

DEMOCRATS

Clintards Shocked By Obama Supporters’ Decent Manners

by Sara K. Smith

12:55 pm June 5, 2008

A pack of grieving Clinton supporters in Minnesota dragged their dejected pantsuits over to the Xcel Center the other night and were amazed by the fact that Barack Obama and his army of houligans weren’t complete dicks to them. The Democratic nominee met with a bunch of Clinton heavies and shook their hands and then [...]

BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda

by Sara K. Smith

2:41 pm March 6, 2008

DEMOCRATS

Mean Old Hillary Clinton Won’t Congratulate Hopeful Obama

by Ken Layne

11:37 am February 13, 2008