massachusetts
The Mitt Romney of 2007 and 2008 is BACK, BABY. He’s starting to reach the levels of hilarity he was hitting daily during his presidential campaign, when he just went into turbulent buzzword binges about why he was literally Ronald Reagan or why Bob Dole was a sack of shit or who actually let the [...]
Beloved Massachusetts lunch-break fap material Scott Brown was so scared of the fickle, conservative Boston Herald kicking him out of Massachusetts — for not running over to the House last Sunday and stabbing the bill with his… truck?? — that he sent out a fundraising letter to his constituents, warning them: the liberal television lesbian [...]
Scott Brown, remember that guy? He was the Naked Senator, the 41st Vote, the 57th state, all the teabagger dreams realized and brought to life in the handsome form of some hairy-bellied Golem from the pages of a 1980s issue of Cosmopolitan. It was as if he drove that dumb mini pickup straight out to [...]
If these Scott Brown-supporting dogs could type (badly), they would probably be leaving insane messages on Scott Brown’s Facebook page, and posting crazy Twitters tagged #diescottbrowntraitorfag. But they are just dogs! So they’re loyal, unlike teabaggers. These goopy-eyed “blue dogs” just want a sofa to piss on and a warm leg to hump, and if [...]
In only his second Senate vote, Republican messiah Scott Brown helped the Democrats destroy a Republican filibuster on the new Jobs Bill, hahahahah, what? And guess who’s cold goin’ nuts on the Twitter?
Look, a local human was walking by the Russell office building parking lot just yesterday and OH SHIT IT’S SCOTT BROWN’S TRUCK, where he banged Simon Cowell and won the presidency of Massachusetts by beating J. F. Kennedy 100-0 in the snow. He still drives this truck to his new job! Five more authenticity points [...]
David Axelrod held a briefing today with “reporters and opinion-makers,” you guys! He just wanted to get everyone together to remind them that the Democratic leadership made colossal, avoidable, unacceptable errors that completely ruined their agenda: “The White House had no contingency plan for health care reform if Democrat Martha Coakley lost the special election [...]
Republican nudist Scott Brown’s modeling portfolio has been exhumed and is on display at the Boston Herald Internet Web site, where you can see him striking various “blue steel”-type poses in hideous Cosby sweaters. Scott Brown = (-1)(Ted Kennedy) x (1000000)(Sarah Palin) ÷ (John Edwards + awesome)(Olivia Newton John – breasts). [Boston Herald]
Damn bears, ruining elections all the time… Thanks for nothing, Andrew Sullivan. It’s time you returned to Canada. [Reuters/NYT]
We assume that guest editor Josh Fruhlinger knew all along, ever since he wrote this post about some mean and very very naked state senator three years ago, that this same asshole would sooner or later win Ted Kennedy’s (and John F. Kennedy’s before him) Massachusetts Senate seat after the legend’s death, severely endangering the [...]
Are you feeling nostalgic for Election Night 2008? This is almost exactly like that night, with a few small differences. For one, it’s again illegal to be black in America, so go back to Socialism-land, Rahm! Also, Andrew Sullivan may move back to Canada, he’s so bummed. There’s also a very good chance the beloved [...]
