matt lauer
Must not post… must not post… must not… oh what the hell, here’s Matt Lauer’s interview with those nuts from the White House Party, Q-Tip and Michael-E Salami.
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Eliot Spitzer was on the Today show this morning to chat with Matt Lauer about that time the latter fought a deer with his bike, and lost. Now look, jokes about how Eliot Spitzer made it with all the ladies are not funny [...]
Man, the inauguration, remember that? All sorts of famous people went to Washington D.C. to see the most famous celebrity of all, Michelle Obama. Wonkette readers spotted such elusive figures as “Paul Bengala,” a rare tiger-pundit hybrid, as well as “Matt Laurer,” a retired wrestler and morning talk show host. You also saw legitimate celebrities [...]
Sarah Palin went on the Today show wearing the same faux-bondage pink jacket she wore the day after the whole “Wasilla hillbillies raiding Neiman Marcus” scandal broke. (This is why there will never again be a woman candidate for public office, because women’s fashion choices are so mercilessly deconstructed by evil bloggers, etc.) She talks [...]
Here’s WALNUTS! on this morning’s Today show, fucking himself over. He says that getting our troops out of Iraq is “not too important” considering the fact that we have military bases in such places as Japan and Germany, still. You may recall this “permanent occupation” line of logic from the Republican primary season, as it [...]
