• February 13, 2012

meanies

FLOTUS FILES

New Book Reveals FLOTUS Hates Rahm Emanuel, Just Wants to Party

by Blair Burke

11:28 am January 9, 2012

Hallelujah, our FLOTUS has survived yet another dreadful year in the White House. We don’t really know how she does it, but then again, she looks like she has had a lot of endurance training. So, will 2012 be the dawn of a new era in Michelle Obama’s FLOTUS career, or will we spend another [...]

CITIZEN JUSTICE

Plebes Storm Castles Of Mortgage Fat Cats

by Sara K. Smith

10:25 am February 10, 2009

Oh hey it’s that mob rule and class warfare we’ve been told so much about! A SEETHING MOB of, uh, peaceful protesters who were not arrested by police visited the homes of two “financial predators” over the weekend. Financial predators are like sexual predators, only without the sex perversions. Instead, they like to lure youngsters [...]

CONGRESS

Ron Paul Will Fire You For Having Fat Genes

by Jim Newell

9:55 pm May 1, 2008