mexicans
Ever been to Louisiana? One interesting thing is that the “Mexico” underneath the state is actually made of seawater (and BP oil). But this hasn’t stopped Diaperman’s campaign from producing this comically offensive ad full of Cheech & Chong extras climbing through the Bayou State’s “border fence.”
Orange-headed Space.com founder and fired cable-news host Lou Dobbs was known for one thing during his long last years of anchoring a CNN show even dumber than Rick’s List: Lou Dobbs HATED the Mexicans. Oh man they drove him NUTS! And once CNN management decided Lou Dobbs was too awful even for CNN, Lou Dobbs [...]
Have you heard about the impending invasion of the Space Devils? Whether it’s another discovery of a new “earthlike” planet filled with thousand-foot-tall rape monsters or the latest MSNBC documentary about the night demons who arrive all the time in UFOs as foretold in the Bible, it seems we just can’t escape the fact that [...]
Wednesday, September 15: It’s a new a day in DC, but if there’s one thing (most) Washingtonians will always love, it’s their precious food trucks. Now it’s time to figure out which food truck is the best food truck: Brightest Young Things, along with DCRA and the DC Commission on the Arts and Humanities, is [...]
Wonkette’s pal Princess Sparkle Pony was reading some boring Washington Post feature about immigration and homosexuality when he noticed a NEWS SCOOP (or just common knowledge that rarely finds its way into the establishment Washington press) about a leading Republican here in the nation’s capital who lives with his secret Latino lover. And everybody knows [...]
Did you know that Mexicans won their “independence” 200 years ago, and their “democracy” 100 years ago? And they even have a “president,” Felipe Calderon, who lost the 2006 election by 1.5 million votes but still “won” it very narrowly. ¡Viva México Mágico! Anyway, Messicans are not very happy about their upcoming bicentennial celebrations — [...]
Who is this serious-looking gentleman wearing a badge on his polo shirt? Christ, the Mexicans are stealing all of our bad acting jobs too. MEANWHILE, the Domestic Abuse SUV has pulled up to our Nevada house, OMINOUSLY. Why didn’t Sharron Angle construct huge walls around the border of Nevada so Domestic Abuse SUVs can’t get [...]
Congress’ childish “recess” is over, which means all of your favorite politicians are returning to our nation’s Swamp Capital, in their private jumbo jets. We imagine they are glad to be back in Washington, where they do not have to talk to the Real Americans back home who are concerned about “the Mosks, the Messicans, [...]
Thank you to Wonkette operative “Shannon” for this CNN Headline Breaking News.
Jan Brewer does not understand this whole debate thing and the idea that you have to make “opening statements” and have “accomplishments” to talk about in them, and thus she has decided she won’t do one ever again, SO THERE. “She said the only reason she debated him on Wednesday is she had to to [...]
Apparently the Mexicans who write Jan Brewer’s opening statements all got deported! [Ben Smith via Political Wire]
Are you tired of all the lamestream media hype over the so-called Arizona “boycott”? Well then take your private jet down to Scottsdale and eat some steak. Eating steak is the best way to thwart Rage Against the Machine: Though August in these parts is considered a dead month for the hospitality industry, there were [...]
America’s new Robert Byrd is John McCain, who will never be voted out of the Senate because Arizona Republicans are also too old and confused and stupid to know what’s happening, ever. Hooray for the ex-Maverick! It only cost Juan the last crumbs of his integrity and legacy, and it cost Cindy $20 million. But [...]
