mice
Election Day is coming soon (not soon enough though, we hate it!), and everyone has run out of money to spend — everyone except for the Republicans, that is. The Democrats are so poor and destitute that they are now intimidating voters with rogue armies of illegal Mexicans! But wait, it looks like Chris Coons [...]
Guess what was prancing around the people’s Rose Garden during Barack Obama’s press conference about Wall Street reform yesterday? A little brown invader! This mouse arrogantly taunted the White House press corps while scoping out new places to deposit some anthrax-infused poop pellets. And nobody did anything to stop him, because showing leniency toward our [...]
Bob Dylan will have to write his next album about the terrible mice plague sweeping the nation of Australia, and by “the nation” we of course refer to “a single nursing home in Queensland.” Still, we must ask the important question: if the pig AIDS doesn’t kill us, will the mouse plague do it instead?
