• February 13, 2012

mimes

Oh right, there was *another* march on the Capitol yesterday, too. It was about Shamnesty, the Irish-Hispanic effort to have lazy Mexicans steal all the white people’s jobs picking lettuce in Yuma and separating the chicken feet at the poultry-blood factory in Sadness Falls, Iowa.

Flash mob, you guys! Cryptic playing card mementos, just like the Joker used! What’s it all add up to? A very urgent Citizen Effort to halt climate change, taking place at your local Longworth cafeteria in, hmm, 45 minutes or so.