• February 13, 2012

minimum wage

It’s nut-pickin’ time in Iowa! That’s why Newt Gingrich — a man so amoral and crooked that he has to be screwed into his albino-rat wig each morning — is buddying up with the best wingnuts Texas has to offer, in Iowa. Meet make-believe “historian” David Barton, who brought two important beliefs to Iowa so [...]

Instead of banning hate speech, FARCEbook should just give guns to all those suicidal gay teens. [RedState] Obama is secretly calculating the demise of the American economy, so he and his down-low boyfriend, Tim Geithner, can get off on the destruction of America. [RFD America] Finally, some Republicans are bravely standing up against the most [...]

America’s favorite fictional reality show, A Crazy Lady Somehow Is the Congressperson From Minnesota’s 6th District, continues today with this important episode. It’s all about how “the poor” (Mexicans) say they want “minimum wage” when they probably actually want something more, probably in Spanish. Get your grandparents on the Skype and gather round, ducklings! It’s [...]

Also: cancer. Is it secretly good? [TPM]

By the Comics Curmudgeon There is a certain class of American who cares nothing about the tales of economic carnage that fill our newspapers day after day. I’m talking, of course, about editorial cartoonists, whose jobs are basically guaranteed, and whose pay makes possible a lifestyle that makes AIG vice presidents look like starving hobos [...]