Jabbering nincompoop Herman Cain is the new star of the GOP 2012 Campaign, this week — that’s how much Republicans don’t like their front-runner, Mitt Romney. Herman Cain’s policy positions are as ridiculous as they are insane: Something about the Number Nine, Number Nine, and then something about Obama showing up at GOP debates to [...]
Republican nudist Scott Brown’s modeling portfolio has been exhumed and is on display at the Boston Herald Internet Web site, where you can see him striking various “blue steel”-type poses in hideous Cosby sweaters. Scott Brown = (-1)(Ted Kennedy) x (1000000)(Sarah Palin) ÷ (John Edwards + awesome)(Olivia Newton John – breasts). [Boston Herald]
Further proof that Our Media still conceives of Barack Obama as a 27-year-old NBA All Star. Oh man, look at the size of that boner on John McCain! Why won’t Walnuts show any nip action, however? TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF, SHOW YR NIPPLES. [Photo illustration by Andrew Eccles for New York Magazine]
