montauk monster
America’s most mysterious animal-disease mad-scientist Military Laboratory, the secret fear factory known as Plum Island, is shutting down and moving to Kansas. Why would a highly secure (?) facility that studies livestock diseases on a remote isle move to the absolute center of the American livestock industry, where one loose spore of Manufactured Anthrax-AIDS-Cancer-Foot & [...]
You’ve heard about the Montauk Monster and the terrible secret government laboratory on Plum Island, but what will our Leaders do to stop the reign of biological terror from the Department of Homeland Security’s Monster Island? Even Hillary Clinton is frightened!
Okay, so it wasn’t that hard to find the video of “W. McSpeedy.” But we swear he provided no link whatsoever in his email pitch encouraging us to watch his mysterious video. Here is your strange character, trapped in a small wooden cage, wearing a Darth Vader helmet covered in dollar signs, and yellow pajamas [...]
