moose
Ha, ha, just kidding! Rupert and Sarah do not want to kill all the moose per se; they’re just saying that if these dumb moose are too stupid to get out of the way of our leaky industrial drilling equipment, and we end up killing each and every one of them in the process of [...]
By the Comics CurmudgeonReaders, your Comics Curmudgeon apologizes for missing last week’s column, but you were all probably using alcohol, smoked meat products, and dangerous explosives to mask your self-loathing and economic despair and weren’t watching the Interhoo anyway, were you? You probably didn’t even notice that I was gone, after all I do for [...]
Ha ha, at first this looks like a Bud Lite commercial or something, but no, it is an ad from your nutty liberal pals at MoveOn.org. Basically, Sarah Palin killed a moose once, and now its severed head is talking at America about what a dreadful leader she will be after John McCain dies in [...]
There’s a big VP debate watch party tomorrow night in Washington, D.C., at the James Hoban’s bar in Dupont Circle, and its guest of honor will be a gal named “Elizabeth.” Elizabeth, for those of you not IN-THE-KNOW, is the most famous celebrity in the world now, as she is “the only Wasilla resident living [...]
Remember when men used to go hunting? Well, they all quit — all but Ted Nugent and Dick Cheney, anyway. Today, American men just sit on the couch in their underwear eating Taco Bell and watching video of people driving cars around in circles. So the whole hunting industry of gun manufacturers and camouflage outfitters [...]
