mr. cool
‘The jetpack must have a 5,000-mile range. The titanium armor must be black with red accents …’
by Ken Layne
by Ken Layne
4:48 pm January 21, 2009
Here’s your new president, Barack Obama, just cold dialin’ the Joint Chiefs from the Oval Office and orderin’ up his new composite-kevlar superhero outfit and a dozen sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. Also, new White House photographer Pete Souza is good! ALSO: Dear new White House, you dudes need to promptly [...]
