Wonkette

Here’s a post from the “McCain Report,” which is one of several terrible blogs on McCain’s website. He’s trying to steal Hillary’s old ladies by posting videos from ABBA, a Swedish pop quartet from the ’70s. After Vietnam, John McCain had sex affairs with the two girls in this group before divorcing his crippled wife for yet a different mistress. “Seriously.” [John McCain via HuffPo]

At the end of the annual, massive Coachella music festival in California this weekend, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd launched a big inflatable pig into the sky, seen here. It’s a political statement about endless war or some other liberal gripe. On the pig’s Hopeful underbelly, however, was the word “Obama” (that’s French for “Cheez-it”) with a checked ballot-box next to it. So if Obama were a pig, and Roger Waters were American, he would vote for the Obama pig. [AP/Yahoo]

Utah Senator Orrin Hatch is an accomplished musician, and these days he’s using his natural gifts to celebrate his homosexual love for President John McCain. His new song, “Together Forever,” is a lovely ode to John McCain’s Campaign for America. Try syncing it up with a vigorous reading of John McCain’s economic plan — right when it mentions the reduction in corporate tax rates from 35% to 25%, there’s quite possibly the best staccato flourish Hatch has composed in 17 years. Lyrics after the jump! MORE »

Just like Sinbad, former Bosnia sniper envoy and popular musical artist Sheryl Crow has stabbed Hillary in the back. She has endorsed Barack Obama on her blog, writing, “I believe, like Barack Obama, that we can change our future, but not by repeating our history. It’s my belief that the idea that Barack Obama cannot do the job because of his lack of experience is an empty argument for we have put our faith in experienced Washington insiders who have lied and cheated and look where that has gotten us.” Indeed, it is time for old Washington insider candidates like Texas’ George W. Bush to go away. [Sheryl Crow]

The elitism of Barack Obama has reached new depths. Famous Rock Star Bruce Springsteen, a gay French white wine-sipper, has endorsed Barry on his website, citing Obama’s potential “to lead that project and to lead us into the 21st Century with a renewed sense of moral purpose and of ourselves as Americans.” Blah blah blah, he likes how Hopey is a Communist and that’s all. After the jump, more about Bruce Springsteen’s elitist credentials. MORE »

Bill Clinton was stumping for the wife at Indiana University Wednesday, and as the would-be attendees were waiting in line, some devious Obama supporters pulled an evil trick involving a terrible band from the 1990s. MORE »

Four bucks says these two friends of “Kristen,” the “high-priced call girl” that made wondrous Love to Eliot Spitzer, will both get multi-billion dollar record contracts within a week. Will these two and “Kristen” become the new Black-Eyed Peas, since they are also a team of boys and girls that make by-the-numbers hip hop? Maybe if Barack Obama is president. [MSNBC]

WHOREMONGER BLUES: Take a musical journey through Eliot Spitzer’s life-ruining hooker lovin,’ with this hand-picked playlist of hits. [Brightest Young Things]