muslins
Wonkette operative “Paul G.” sends in this rewritten AP article printed in the St. Petersburg Times. Look, the death of bin Laden actually resulted in a slight restoration of civil liberties! But we’re still going to call them “Muslin.” Speaking of which, are our friends on Facebook still concerned about “the Muslin’s”?
Rat-faced hillbilly “Pastor Terry Jones” still exists, for some reason. (Weren’t we supposed to drop him from a Predator onto a pile of rocks in Afghanistan, so that one of his stray limbs would kill a child or a nursing mother? Is this even America anymore?) So, this Terry Jones character is going around, spewing [...]
It’s nut-pickin’ time in Iowa! That’s why Newt Gingrich — a man so amoral and crooked that he has to be screwed into his albino-rat wig each morning — is buddying up with the best wingnuts Texas has to offer, in Iowa. Meet make-believe “historian” David Barton, who brought two important beliefs to Iowa so [...]
What are America’s small business people doing with all their spare time from not having any business, because of the Great Recession? Some are continuing to put up letterboard messages about their opinions regarding different things, such as The Muslims. Who are the Muslims, anyway? What do they want? When did 9/11 happen last? [WESH [...]
It’s September 11 Eve, everybody! Have you figured out how you’re going to honor tomorrow yet? Maybe you will listen to Lee Greenwood and meditate on where you were when 9/11 was born, in a manger (your Lauri was in Austin, eating breakfast tacos). Will you burn a votive candle? Just make sure it’s not [...]
Welcome to another edition of Burn Yer Queeran — our first since the beginning of Fashion Ramadan, when everybody is forbidden to wear white shoes until the imam proclaims it to be spring again. Today’s post is brought to you by the makers of Islam Rising halal baker’s yeast, now being advertised along roadways across [...]
With anti-muslin hatred spreading like thunderous bedbugs across our great nation, Burn Yer Queeran could become a daily feature! Indeed, accessorizing one’s criminal record with a hate-crime conviction is shaping to be the hottest fall fashion trend in America. This is what happens when a great nation and its people can no longer afford to [...]
It’s time for another installment of Burn Yer Queeran, where we talk about “Islamophobia, American-style” in bullet-point format. Is everyone psyched to learn about the latest trends in bigotry? Awesome! Let’s proceed, then.
The video historians at Media Matters for America got the attention of radical patriot Glenn Beck for spreading around a movie showing him shooting the shizz with Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf — the doom-force behind Manhattan’s proposed Cordoba House not-mosque — and teevee lady Diane Sawyer about why it’s annoying how Islamic radicals get so [...]
Are you super scared about the Islams building a swimming pool so close to 9/11? Is there anything about lounging around in a burqini in Thomas Jefferson’s version of the Koran? Exactly. So what happens when a “union carpenter who works at Ground Zero” stops by the idiot demonstration to ask why these yokels are [...]
RedState is spanking itself gleefully with a cinnamon-scented paddle because George Bush has been vindicated, and also everyone wants to know what he thinks about the atrocious Ground Zero Mosque. [RedState] Oh look: George Bush has commented on the 9/11 Mosque. His take: “Cordoba whaa?” And then he choked on a pretzel stick. Kaboom, vindicated! [...]
The socialists who run the city government of Gainesville, Florida, have denied a permit to the Dove World Outreach Center for its planned International Burn A Koran Day party on September 11, saying that the city’s burning ordinance prohibits open book-burning. But USA Today reports that Dove World’s online community manager or whatever sent out [...]
A tipster spotted this angry letter about the Ground Zero Not-Mosque on the website of Raleigh, North Carolina’s News & Observer newspaper. Instead of “Muslim,” it uses the word “muslin” — which your Wonkette uses all the time, because “muslin” is what the Prophet Muhammad actually called his followers. If you are a linguistics professor [...]
