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America’s most poorly clothed senator, Scott “The Bush” Brown of the RomneyCare State, attended a pornographic play last night about his very own life at Boston’s Improv Asylum last night. It was called “You’re A Good Man, Scott Brown,” just like in the cartoons. Was it funny? We don’t know, ask someone from goddamn Boston! [...]
Scott Brown has no idea what he is doing. None. The problem is this: He did not anticipate being a US Senator! Here is his actual answer to the question of whether Obama’s administration has communication issues: “No, listen, when I spoke to the president, we had a lot of laughs, and I told him [...]
A HOCKEY STICK! The lucky object that Levi Johnston oriented around his naked body in such a way as to accentuate his penis or clean fingernails or whatever in the sex pictures he’s doing. Congratulations to a hockey stick, which presumably beat out some sort of physical manifestation of Twitter and Graydon Carter’s fancyman hairpiece [...]
