It wasn’t exactly clear what Michelle Obama did to get sent to what is probably the equivalent of Gitmo, for people who care about their health, but mean old Barry banished our FLOTUS to a NASCAR event on Sunday to cheer on The Troops, and by that we of course mean, “campaign for Barack Obama, [...]
Our Michelle Obama just likes to surprise us every day, mostly with bad news about how we’re all killing ourselves, eating things that are probably not classified as “food” by any branch of science. But she also likes to surprise us by showing up places where a FLOTUS would not be expected to appear, like [...]
While nothing can compete with the most famous photograph of America 2010, Wonkette operative “Jeff S.” claims he took this picture at a NASCAR homeless encampment, and that he “thought the guy was making an interesting point.” Uhh, sure! When the teabagger’s lard ass finally bursts through the bottom of the five-year-old WalMart lawn chair, [...]
Bart Stupak voted for mandatory abortions and now he is going to retire, like an enormous yellow belly? Textbook case cut-and-run. [RedState] Holy crap, Andrew Sullivan taught a Roomba how to fold his undergarments! [The Daily Dish] Barack Obama wants NASCAR to convince teenage hicks that texting whilst driving is dangerous and stupid — two [...]
Whether he was clearing brush at his ranch or choking on a pretzel, George Bush was known to sport his silkiest ascot, his most posh plaid cummerbund. Say what you will, but the man was a snappy dresser. And Barack Obama? He prefers “Islamo-fascist business casual.” [Think Progress] This is a story about compassion, a [...]
The scene: John McCain, Sarah Palin, a NASCAR venue, in the capital of the Confederacy, tens of thousands of hardcore Republicans, a performance by country hobo Hank Williams Jr. If your skin had higher melanin levels than, say, Bob Barr’s, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A SAFE DAY TRIP. Otherwise, it seemed to be a [...]
Greasy shitsack Barack Obama has sold out yet again to the Corporates and Racists: “SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. [...]
