• February 13, 2012

nature

EARTH VS. HUMANS

And Now Nature Turns Against … the French

by Ken Layne

2:26 pm March 1, 2010

Guess who also doesn’t get a break? French people! A monstrous Atlantic storm named “Xynthia” smashed into the Atlantic coast of France, destroying many seawalls and motels built by Napoleon and also killing at least 50 people. In France. Jesus, isn’t Western Europe supposed to have eternally bland weather, with “chilly drizzle” being about as [...]

A WALK IN THE WOODS

Welfare-Nature Queer Mark Sanford Using Stimulus Money On Appalachian Trail

by Ken Layne

11:49 am June 23, 2009

South Carolina granola hippie Mark Sanford just couldn’t take the pressure, man, so he put on his Tevas and headed up to the mountains to clear his head. Nothing like some Kinhin walking meditation to get the fear of The Man — that man, the prez — out of your soul. At least out here [...]

JOHN MCCAIN

John McCain Does Not Accept Bribes From Forests, Destroys Them Instead

by Jim Newell

3:17 pm February 22, 2008