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America’s bravest Fighter of Mexicans, Arizona governor Jan Brewer, just can’t stop talking about all the good reasons to round up brown people and kill them. After all, didn’t the Nazis round up all the Jews and Catholics and Queers and Other Minorities and kill them? Exactly. Oh wait, but the Nazis were the Bad [...]
A thousand thanks to Wonkette hero tipster “Geminisunmars” for pointing us to this story from the Colorado Independent about how lots of people who hate immigration — including former Congressman/laff-a-minute presidential candidate Tom Tancredo — have come to hate each other almost as much if not more so than the immigrants that they also hate. [...]
Los Angeles Department of Water and Power general manager Austin Beutner just delivered a very quick, very brutal public response to some Arizona energy commissioner’s jackass threat to cut the electricity flowing from that racist state to LA. It is terse and kickass, and you must read it, in its entirety.
Some Arizona energy commissioner is threatening to cut off electricity supplies to Los Angeles unless LA Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa renounces the city’s boycott. “I would be happy to help them to renegotiate the power agreements so they no longer receive power from Arizona,” commissioner Gary Pierce told ABC News. Arizona has a nuke plant plus [...]
Here’s something to make you cry: While big liberal cities keep cutting commerce with Arizona over its terrifying “round up the brown folks” law, 59% of Americans “gave their overall approval to the law, which opponents charge is unconstitutional and a mandate for racial profiling.” (The actual Nazi party, under Hitler, went from 2.6% popular [...]
YES, ARIZONA REALLY HATES THE MEXICANS: Hey Mexicans, guess what else is officially illegal in Arizona now, besides being/looking Mexican: Thinking about Mexicans, and talking like Mexicans. “Heavily accented” teachers are now being culled from Arizona’s public schools, and all “ethnic studies” classes are now banned. CRUSH THE DECADENT MEXICAN CULTURE NOW! HEIL BREWER! [Newser/Wall [...]
How beloved Nazi Pope Joseph Ratzinger handled two Austrian bishops and their various sex crimes back in the 1980s is apparently a “Rorschach test,” in that those slavish followers of the Evil Pontiff say (in German) that he did “pretty great” by encouraging the promotion of one relentless child-fucker over another bishop who is only [...]
IS THIS A PROTEST FOR OR AGAINST THE LAW? “The conflict over a sweeping crackdown on illegal immigration in Arizona intensified Monday as vandals smeared refried beans in the shape of swastikas on the state Capitol’s windows.” No no that was just Nazi Lou Dobbs playing with his poopy. UPDATE: We have replaced the funny [...]
Swollen has-been and serial divorcer Newt Gingrich took a break from drooling on his Easter candies to tell a small crowd of wingnuts in York, Pennsylvania, that teabaggers will be useful as the “militant wing of the Republican Party.” Why does he want these nice old white ladies to turn away from their forwarded emails [...]
Weekly Standard Blog “The Blog” renounces liberal Hollywood romcom thriller The Wolfman, because it’s soft on terrorism and probably advocates for werewolf amnesty or what have you. [Weekly Standard] Oh bother, “The Wi-Fi” has destroyed school bus etiquette forever! [AMERICAblog] If the Nazi’s secret V2 stem cell research program had succeeded…well…who can say for sure [...]
Alternately, this gestures means “POLITICO” in American sign language. [Nein Glied!]
Medical marijuana is now legal in the nearby state of New Jersey! This is a thing MTV orchestrated, for its popular Jersey Shore documentary series. [New York Times] Miep Gies, the very nice Dutch lady who hid Anne Frank and her family from the cast of Jersey Shore, has died at 100. [Washington Post] Today [...]
Connecticut Senate candidate Peter Schiff, who (by default) fills the role of the “Holy Spirit” in the Paultards’ Trinity of masturbatory fever dream starring actors, gave a rather epic quote to the Washington Post in an interview yesterday: “I’m interrupting my career. It’s not like I want my new career in politics. But I’m willing [...]
