never forget
What drove you bonkers this morning, so far? A stale three-dollar bagel with half-defrosted cream cheese? Not having a job at all? Did the cretins next door — the ones with the tattoos around their mouths and five kids crawling around pooping in the weeds — stay up all night blasting “Godsmack” and fighting their [...]
If you are anything like most of the world’s Muslims, you spend your days leafing through Dwell and Architectural Digest, wondering just how you will achieve the correct interplay of light and shadow in your third second home in the Berkshires. Thus, you and your Mohammedan friends will surely be thrilled to learn of the [...]
What are America’s small business people doing with all their spare time from not having any business, because of the Great Recession? Some are continuing to put up letterboard messages about their opinions regarding different things, such as The Muslims. Who are the Muslims, anyway? What do they want? When did 9/11 happen last? [WESH [...]
Have you seen the New CNN? It’s probably way better than the old CNN, especially if this “CNN Justice” headline is any indication. Why did the Time Demons do something to a child, in America? [CNN]
You probably forgot about Crustaceans-in-a-bun, didn’t you? That is shameful. Thank you to the nameless wonkette hero (let’s just go with “anonymous Outraged Arthropod”) who stumbled across this Lobster Roll Reminder during the 9/11 “3rd Ave. street fair.”
Need something to send back to all the hick-jackholes sure to send you maudlin bullshit Never Forget crying eagle gifs tomorrow? We made you a chart of math science! Methodology: We combined the 2001-2010 figures for “U.S. gun deaths” (30,000 annually) and “U.S. automobile fatalities” (379,000 over nine years) to make a second WTC tower [...]
Did you love GlennBeckPalooza so much that you wish it would just happen forever, sort of like a picnic but the people never go home, because they actually live in the bushes? Well then, you will love these videos we have for you! This first one is from Reason TV, the libertarian pornography network, and [...]
America’s greatest senator has perished in the usual terrible way of politicians in planes over Alaska, according to the local teevee news in Anchorage. Sarah Palin has pledged to stop Muslims from building a mosque at the site of the tragic crash.
Have you downloaded Al Qaeda’s new summer jam PDF online magazine? No? Maybe that is because a) you’re not really “trying to decide whether to join the jihad against the West,” or b) the magazine sucks. Slate‘s Christopher Beam, last seen taking Liz Cheney’s Weeping Eagle Award home from a bar, has some helpful advice [...]
If you thought Afghanistan was only profitable for opium wholesalers and the defense industry, think again! According to some convenient new geological study of the mountainous, wild land that has broken the backs of so many empires, the whole place is chock full of precious metals — $1 trillion in reserves, maybe, including “huge veins [...]
Much like the Day of Infamy when George Washington switched from AOL to Hotmail, March the Second of Year Two-Thousand and Ten will always be remembered as the day the Patriot Google group said “we hath taken too much!” and just cold went over to Yahoo groups. [Patriotic Yahoo group]
