• February 12, 2012

never say we didn’t do anything for you

A gaggle of DJs will be descending upon Asylum tonight, courtesy of RipOFF, for the “Totally Fucked Party.” Though dance parties are not exactly a rare occurrence in DC, this one is special in that it provides to you, the dancer, free beer!

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