• February 12, 2012

new year’s eve

People with nothing better to do on New Year’s Eve love watching Dick Clark propped up in Times Square as a giant crystal ball full of even more crystal (but not meth!) is slowly lowered from … some kind of pulley, we figure? We only watched this once, when we were about nine years old, [...]

Ah 2009. Boy was it fun. Let’s see, our Kenyan master was sworn into office, everyone lost all their money, abortions were THE thing to do, we almost killed the moon, and now we’re off to war with Yemen! Hooray! What a fun year it has been and with just two day left let’s hope [...]

Tomorrow is the anniversary — or “cumpleanos”, in Muslim — of Castro’s Cuban revolution. [Hit & Run] Douglas M. Elmendorf, some sort of lesser-known Lord of the Rings character, was selected by Democrats to direct the Congressional Budget Office. Nancy Pelosi is such a loser. [The Caucus] Michael Bloomberg has purchased the Clintons for New [...]