• February 15, 2012

new york state

UPSETS

Democrat Lady Wins Congressional Seat In New York Backwater

by Wonkette Jr.

12:15 pm May 25, 2011

Great news for the Democrats: They are once again winning congressional seats in weird rural areas full of old men in overalls plucking banjos from the comfort of sofas placed on sagging wooden porches. Even better news for the Women’s Movement: The Democrat who just won a rural upstate New York State congressional seat is [...]

END OF DAYS

Some Old Gal In Buffalo Puts the Moves On Obama

by Ken Layne

4:22 pm May 13, 2010

Barack Obama continued his “give speeches from the ruins of once-great industrial cities” tour today, visiting the stereotypical ruined rust-belt pit of Buffalo. He told the assembled crowd of unemployed people (the entire population of western and upstate New York) that something or other would be “the future,” and he purchased the local food item [...]

NATION OF SLOBS

by Jim Newell

6:00 pm July 9, 2009

LATEST INSANE NEW YORK EXECUTIVE OFF TO AUSPICIOUS START: Congratulations, failed state New York, you have a new Lieutenant Governor! And isn’t he the consummate professional? “Richard Ravitch, the kind of, sort of lieutenant governor, signed his oath of office at the Peter Luger Steak House in Williamsburg, Brooklyn … On Wednesday night, he spoke [...]