• February 13, 2012

non-scandals

EVERYBODY DON'T PANIC

National Crisis Averted: Obama’s Stolen Teleprompter Returned Safely

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

12:31 pm October 18, 2011

BREAKING FREAKING NEWZ, EVERYBODY: one, or possibly two, or possibly a hundred idiots, no one has any idea, briefly stole a parked truck in Virginia containing Barack Obama’s teleprompter and speaking podium for a few hours for mysterious reasons/ for the obvious reason that there was also $200,000 worth of audio equipment in the truck. [...]

PATRICK MCHENRY IS A PRUSSIAN SPY

Rep. Patrick McHenry Doesn’t Trust Obama’s New Soviet Shadow Cabinet

by Juli Weiner

10:13 am September 10, 2009

Oh dear: Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-NC) has apparently read The POLITICO’s major investigative breaking news scoop about Obama’s “czars.” He thinks Obama should keep Russian oligarchs OUT of our schools and hospitals, and McHenry would like these czars to divulge their responsibilities to Congress. All 30 of them. Or all 44 of them, if there [...]